Things that annoyed me today

People who say “paracetamols” or worse still write ‘”paracetamol’s”.

Autocorrect – no, I didn’t mean “ducking” nor will I ever, thanks.

The fact that Bluetooth headphones are so technologically advanced that nobody repairs them and instead just suggest that you buy another pair.

People who use quiet public spaces to conduct loud phone calls like they’re Dom Joly or conducting a multi-billion pound business deal rather than just telling their spouse to get the potato wedges out the fridge.

24h News – the world is indisputably a much safer and better place to live than it was a century ago so why must the media always induce a sense of panic like the Four Horsemen are riding into town ?